1. Every time a girl trips in a movie there is a cute boy there to catch her. This is purely fiction. There has never once been a cute guy waiting when I trip it has always been a ground full of asphalt waiting for me, or a nice big mud puddle, when I am on my way to an important meeting.
2. You will never spill/break/drop/etc. anything when you have the time to clean it up, it will always be when you are really late somewhere, or in my case you spill the coffee grounds the day your neighbor borrows your broom and then is not home to get it back, and you are ten minutes late to work.
3.You honestly can trip over air, trust me I've done it!!!
4. If you are trying really hard not to do anything stupid, you will do something stupid. Example, waving to the cute guys in the car that waved to you is good in theory unless you are on a moving bicycle and you did not notice the huge pile of leaves in front of you, and oh yeah that parked car. and to top it off, the cute boys in the car, got stopped at a red light, so they saw the whole thing.
5. If you are going to fall you might as well play it off well. Fell down a flight of stairs recently and told the couple that saw me that I was practicing a new dance move, for a second they believed me, then they helped me up and told me that I might want to take the elevator from now on! :)
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